Thirty Fifth Star [Audio]

[heavenfang]

First of all, I'd like to state that, in regards to what happened in the prison cells the other night, I can act as witness. I didn't see much, but I certainly heard something.

Though... I'd like something in exchange for talking.

-There is a long pause as he thinks of a NOT awkward way of wording this.-

I would... I would like...

I would like to be allowed conjugal visits.

Comments

[coronercolonel.livejournal.com]

[Jade is silent for the most part, but it's obvious he's amused greatly by this]

And with whom would you like to spend such quality time with, dare I ask?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

W-well... my boyfriend, sir.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

Haha, wouldn't we all?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

W-well, as a prisoner, I think I'm in a bit more awkward position to ask...

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

You don't want to aid in the finding of a criminal unless it has a personal gain for you?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

Well... I'd probably still give the information. I just really do want this... and I thought maybe the exchange would be fair.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Working deals, are you?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

It's all I really have to do anymore.

Voice

[misformail.livejournal.com]

[He's just laughing at you.]

Voice

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

...that's not very nice.

[herowithparasol.livejournal.com]

Are you seriously bribing the rest of the police force? Or is that some kind of joke?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

I realize now how poorly worded that was.

1/ fuck idk

[ilpresto.livejournal.com]

Conju...

[ilpresto.livejournal.com]

[lol he needs a minute to remember what that means]

[ilpresto.livejournal.com]

...

[ilpresto.livejournal.com]

[minute reached]

[ilpresto.livejournal.com]

[you can practically hear the "ping!" like a toaster over is done with your bagel]

T--T-Tir!

okay done

[ilpresto.livejournal.com]

That's, um, that's really...

Oh God why can't they let you lock things anymore

[what-doyousee.livejournal.com]

Spreading perversion on these devices.

Hurm.

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

This turned out to be more embarrassing than it was worth.

[mercifulsmile.livejournal.com]

Conjugal visits? What are those?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

Um... well...

1/2

[purgatory-maren.livejournal.com]

2/2

[purgatory-maren.livejournal.com]

*Snerk*

Tir! You could have at least saved Kazuki the embarrassment and asked me in person!

[Okay, so somebody isn't gonna embarrass his friends any further and just shows up at Tir's cell a few minutes later.]

...

[forever-heroine.livejournal.com]

You're lucky Minato's such a nicie. I'd have said no, y'know?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

I figured.

[Video+Text]

[kittywithshades.livejournal.com]

[ Has no idea what those are like an innocent kitty. Tilting head confusedly. ]

...What are those?

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

You're better off not knowing.

[lovely-boobs.livejournal.com]

[Her frequency transfers a bit of muffled giggling in spite of herself. Sorry, Tir.]

[Voice]

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, laugh it up.